3 ways to win a ladies heart
1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap
#3 is important.
Napping is good
before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.
and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.
don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not
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All of it, but mostly the bolded
Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.”